20 THINGS PUNTERS SAY TO PISS OFF CROUPIERS


P=PUNTER C=What a CROUPIER would like to say




1 P: Why don’t you smile more?
C: You’re having fun and I’m working, dick head!


2 P: Is there anyone serving cocktails?

C: The cocktail waitress, asshole.


3 P: Can you get me a drink?
C: Do I look like a fucking waiter?


4 P: How can I buy casino chips?

C: With cash you prick!


5 P: Can you get me a pack of cigarettes?
C: Bollocks, get your own you cheap twat!


6 P: Give me a good rating?

C: I’ll come and steal from you’re company too wanker!


7 P: I always lose when you’re dealing!
C: Fuck off somewhere else then!


8 P: Where do you come from?

C: What the fuck do you care?


9 P: How much have I won?
C: Count you’re cash you lazy cunt!


10 P: How much have I lost?

C: You Fucking Muppet!


11 P: Would you like my room key?
C: As long as you’re wife’s OK with the idea


12 P: Can you book me dinner for 2?

C: Tell you what I’ll make it for 3 and ill eat your wife for dessert


13 P: Why don’t the waitresses come around more often?
C: Try tipping them, you cheap twat!


14 P: What’s the weather going to be like tomorrow?

C: Wait a second while I phone God for fuck sake!


15 P: When’s the rain going to stop?
C: Again let me phone God so he can stop the rain just for YOU!


16 P: Are you married?

C: Are you proposing, you pervert?


17 P: Where do you live?
C: Why? Do you need somewhere to stay?


18 P: How long have you been working here?

C: Are you looking for a job? You can have mine for a buck fifty


19 P: How do you get to work everyday?
C: Sky dive onto the roof!


20 P: Why do most croupiers seem to have the same attitude?

C: Because your cheap ass is still here!